Mike Vincent returns with yet another birthday(!) and to celebrate, his sons are taking him to a Yazz Ahmed gig at the Jazz Cafe, Camden.

The sixty-something may have been on the scene for a long (long!) time in popular-music terms (though still not as long as the Rolling Stones) but the gig is rumoured to be his opportunity to show sons, Chris and Simon that he’s still got what it takes to drink and dance with “the kids”.

As appetising as it will be alcohol-soaked, dinner will also be provided so please accept this as your invitation (please note: this article is unlikely be accepted as a ticket by door-staff) to the gig on Thursday 3 October.

Happy birthday, old man!

Love, your sons!